Friday, 22 July 2011

Best Linux Quotes & Jokes

It seems most of the best (funny), Linux jokes are Linus Torvalds jokes, here are  the best of the Lot :-

We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
- Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amsterdam Linux Symposium

"... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition (Found in the .sig of Rob Riggs)

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".' (By Linus Torvalds)

“See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.” (By Linus Torvalds)

"All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less" - Linus Torvalds

By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really is the best thing since sliced bread. -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power

Computers are like air conditioners - they stop working properly when you open Windows.

"Linux is user friendly, it's just picky about its friends" 

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